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testostebrone

The specific type of testosterone (male steroid hormone) released following bro-related activities such as getting your swell on at the gym, slamming hoes, bro-carting, and laxing.

The effects of testostebrone can be extended and enhanced by drinking brotein shakes.
After getting my swell on at the gym and banging that slam piece I met at the kegger last weekend, my testostebrone levels went over 9000.
by bro9000 March 11, 2011
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Testosterowned

1. When an adult male is controlled by adolescent or teenage motives rather than reacting as an adult.

2. An adult male given to doing things his friends think he should do and not what he knows he should do for fear of being shunned or clowned.
3. The desire to ride a motorcycle becuase it is "cool", generally given to plastic fairings or excess chrome, but not actually displaying the disipline to ride right.
Dude is 40 and still wearing his hat crooked and saggin his jeans. It is a shame is so testosterowned.

The ad listed the GXSR as "adult owned". What the fuck, no adult would own a GSXR, that shit was testosterowned.
by The Ditch of Raneman January 13, 2012
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testosturbate

When you masturbate, without an orgasm or cumming, to get the testosterone flowing for a better workout at the gym
"Wow! You are really lifting more weight than usual."

"Yes, I testosturbated before my workout."

or

I didn't do my workout today because I came while testosturbating and lost all my energy.
by bateworld June 29, 2014
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testosterstoned

when you or a buddy is so horny or craving sex to the point where they are just blinded by the urge to do it with someone
guy: did you see how ugly the girl guy2 went home with was.
guy3: yeah hes kinda testosterstoned
by Propter August 10, 2014
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Testosteroner

A pure testosterone boner caused from excitement or action; having nothing to do with any kind of arousal.
Example: Yesterday I was joking around with my wrestler friend and I slammed him into a locker while he wasn't looking he naturally put me into a full nelson but when he did I could feel his hard cock on my back I naturally screamed what the fuck is that man he said fuck you I was scared it's just a testosteroner.
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by Asssssssssssasssass September 29, 2014
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Testosticles

When someone has guts/balls to do something brave/dumbass.
Dude you must have testosticles for running across eight lanes of traffic
by Hoodphrase March 22, 2016
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Testosterone Influence

When you need the presence of other men to remember how manly you are.
"Malcolm has been hanging out with girls too often, I think he needs more testosterone influence."
by bearer grylls April 24, 2016
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