A state of being composed and calm. Directly translated from Chinese online buzz word:蛋定(dan4 ding4). Literally, "testo-" means male testis and "-stasis" means a state of static balance or equilibrium.
by Ricky GL April 25, 2011
Get the testostasis mug.A man (or young man) whose behavior is driven by the uncontrollable urge to prove that he's "more of a man" than the next guy. Always has to be first in line, always has to be the fastest, always has to drink the most, has to control the room, tailgates and weaves dangerously in and out of traffic to pass people, etc. Basically a Type A personality jacked up to extremes.
That testosterone jockey tailgated me in heavy rush hour traffic for 5 miles, then took a dive across 3 lanes to weave around everyone and almost clipped 2 cars in the process.
by StealthAGC June 20, 2013
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(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.
Do you know what really tugs at my testees?
When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.
Godammit, Karen.
When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.
Godammit, Karen.
by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020
Get the Tugs at my testees mug.Attempting to make light of the male stereotype that phone conversations between guy friends are often quick and to-the-point, someone cleverly coined this verb by combining "testosterone" with "phone".
In reality, the word is too long to ever see common use outside of making yourself look like a tool.
In reality, the word is too long to ever see common use outside of making yourself look like a tool.
Person A: Hey, I'm going to testosterphone Eric. Hehe.
Person B: What?
Person A: Get it? Testosterphone! Like, "testosterone" and "phone", but together! Haha! Isn't that clever?!
Person B: You fail.
Person B: What?
Person A: Get it? Testosterphone! Like, "testosterone" and "phone", but together! Haha! Isn't that clever?!
Person B: You fail.
by BlueSunrise May 31, 2007
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Get the Testosterone mug.When a woman nearly overdoses on testosterone, causing her clitoris to grow to the point of looking like a cheap Made in China version of a full-grown penis.
A: "I was watching women's fitness on TV yesterday and I'm pretty sure that one of those women had a penis."
B: "No, that was just a testosterone-enhanced clitoris, a 'testosteris'."
B: "No, that was just a testosterone-enhanced clitoris, a 'testosteris'."
by Artnar May 14, 2010
Get the Testosteris mug.The men's faithful companion. Testosteron or C19H28O2, as known by nerds and such, is the good friend you make in school, you meet him in 9th grade and you get along with him well. Highschool he is in your class so hes always with you and more than 75% of the times you do something "wrong" he has definetely something to do with it, the boy's best friend, from then on he's a friend for life and it will constantly be with you until he dies (andropause).
You can blaim him everytime a girl calls you pervert but the fault will always end up being yours.
Basically he drives the car but oficially you crash it.
You can blaim him everytime a girl calls you pervert but the fault will always end up being yours.
Basically he drives the car but oficially you crash it.
Great summer day on mall you can't resist and grab that juicy ass, "You pervert!", "Geez sorry its the testosterone". *SLAP*
by the guy next door. January 22, 2009
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