Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.

He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.

by Gwazel July 11, 2014

Confident Texter

The act of being overly confident during times of texting and FB chatting, while when seeing the textee in person lacking any social skills at all.

Yeah this person said so much stuff to me when he/she texted me last night like "you are so beautiful we need hangout right now!" The next day I saw him/her in class and all he/she said was "hey". Such a confident texter.

by skipitybop March 16, 2011

on and off texter

person who texts once but doesn't text back, starts the convo , keeps it strong for two minutes and then suddenly stops.

dude 1: You know that one chick?

dude 2: Yeah the hot one?

dude 1: Yeah, thats her do you have her number? I was thinking about texting her.

dude 2: BAD idea bro she's such an on and off texter

by rendezvousjay February 27, 2010

dry texter

when someone can't hold a conversation and replies with one word answers.

"Jared is such a dry texter."
"amber can hold a conversation, she is not a dry texter!"

by tiktokfan2 June 1, 2020

teeter-titter

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.

Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

Testesatchel

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.

My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.

by BS&MS February 6, 2008

Mad Tested.

When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.

Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.

by Monstopher March 7, 2013