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Temporal Fist

noun-The psychokinetic ability to do a mind-blowing punch while time is frozen
verb-To do a dynamic mind-blowing punch while time is stopped
noun-Master Furon taught the Temporal Fist to Crypto in Destroy All Humans 3: Path of the Furon
noun-Master Furon's Temporal Fist and Captain Falcon's Falcon Pawnch collided and the Temporal Fist won.( for Captain Falcon lovers He's cool but I just wanted to get on my friends nerves with this example)
verb-Master Furon Temporal Fisted Crypto into a wall.
by BloodshedBito June 10, 2009
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Tempokin

You’re so tempokin
by Hunt gun September 7, 2020
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tampon cult

a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.
Girl 1: Hurray hurray the tampon cult shall dance another day!
by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021
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Tingling Tampon

A tampon that is filled with THC and CBD distillate and diffuses over hours. This has been proven to reduce inflammation, PMS, and other symptoms of periods.
When I use a tingling tampon, my periods are much lighter and my vagina feels great!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Shart Tampon

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.
I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.
by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008
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Tempa-T

aka Tempz. Tempa-T is a well known angry pokemon who can usually be found shouting 'GET OUT THE CAR.'
'Tempz' is usually found 'parring' 'bare mans' near various council estates in the London area. Temoa-T is also a shop assistant at 'Pars-R-Us' where unfortunately has accumulated and insufficient amount of pars.
Tempa-T: TEMPZ ANGRY. TEMPZ SMASH ALL DA FINGZ IN UR HOUSE.
Elderly Woman: Good heavens..
by awesomeflybrev January 8, 2012
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Tampoff

Noun - A joke that is completely unfunny and beyond cheesy. A joke that will stop any points of laughter in a group and cause the person who said the joke to face ridicule. Whenever someone makes a terrible joke you call them out by saying "tampoff"

Verb - calling someone out on a bad joke (to tampoff someone)
The original tampoff: Person 1: "We couldn't have sex because she had her tampon in" Person 2: "Tampon?? Don't you mean, tampoff?"

Example of it in use.

Person 1: Did you know they created health care for alligators? It's called Gator-Aid. (gatorade)

Person 2: Dude, tampoff!
by Johnh1020 April 9, 2010
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