Captain Teemo

A balanced style of playing Teemo, The Swift Scout in League of Legends that uses him as a hybrid(AP/AD) carry. This enables him to deploy highly damaging mushrooms, backdoor towers, and deal significant damage in team fights.

"Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo,

Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo"

-Crown: Captain Teemo

by Big_D_and_the Revolution May 11, 2011

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teflon

A clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later. Usually followed by an eerie sense of achievement and happiness. Large movements can sometimes be referred to as a Double Teflon or a Monster Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Teflon mate”

by The Spike February 21, 2007

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Teblowing

The act of one man performing oral sex on another man whilst on one knee in the tebowing position.

Dude 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? You said you were going to the pisser and dissappeared.

Dude 2: Oh bro, the line for the bathroom was 10 deep, so I took it outside. To my surprise, when I turned the corner I saw some hobo Teblowing this dude in a Denver Bronco's jersey. It freaked me out so I cut my losses and called it a night.

Dude 1: Ha, those dirty donkeys!

by ToeKnee WonAye December 19, 2011

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Teblow job

When a girl kneels like Tim Tebow (after he scores a touchdown) while giving you head in a Denver Broncos jersey or helmet and you don't cum until the forth quarter.

Guy 1: "Dude, how was your night?"

Guy 2: "Awesome! The chick from the bar gave me a great Teblow Job!"

Guy 1 "Wow you're lucky!"

by SPia1897 January 22, 2012

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Teeroy'ing

The act of saying odd, disturbing, and comical things for no apparent reason. Often making the party being Teeroy'd feeling scared,awkward, or out of place. Usually done when someone is high, out of it, or tripping off acid.

Male Senior: Ay Little Boy, Ay!
Male Freshman: Huh?
Male Senior: I'll suck yo dick for a dolla nigga!
Male Freshman: Ummm Ummm No Thanks (Walks away)
Senior: You just mad you got a small penis!
Friends: (Laugh) Dude you Teeroy'ing

by Teeroyzz August 4, 2009

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