TASERFACE

a name that strikes fear into anyone what hears it!

ITS METAPHORICLE

TASERFACE!!!!!!!!!

by Daneilius the third April 19, 2022

Taselwif

It's a woman and a dog from Austria

Do you see that woman with the dog over there? They are both named Taselwif

by Danyal ersan September 2, 2022

tased

A word used to describe people who are stunned or utterly lost in a situation or conversation

Fuck is Mary a tased bitch, she has no idea what's going on!

by Eh-eh-Ron April 12, 2014

Tased

When you’re pressed/mad

I’m so tased that I didn’t get to fuck her last night

by Bmkmc February 6, 2019

Taser Drunk

When you get so drunk, in order to be restrained,the local law enforcement has to taser you twice to get you under control. And you still don't remember what happened.

After polishing off the bottle of Jim Beam, Rama was taser drunk.

Bob was so taser drunk that he punched a cop, got tasered twice, pissed and shat himself, and still has no idea where he was last night.

by The MFN T.O.D March 26, 2009

taser

A penis enlarger for law enforcement officials. Seem to be used more often than necessary, sometimes by off duty cops at parties with their friends.

Isn't it bullshit that civilian tasers aren't as powerful as the police models? This is why I have my CCW and carry with hollowpoints. Also, I fear the day when gangs discover tasers and start using them on innocent people.

by Master Batter October 31, 2008

taseen

he is a mushroom.no friends.he will die alone

the mushroom went up the hill came down lonely.taseen probaly will be found lonely in the forest

by default noob November 30, 2018