Gravy Talker

Originating from the past time of using gravy on ones home-cooked dinner/KFC to make the food better, a gravy talker uses unrealistic talk to make their situation better. For example: someone who fails an exam and tries to make the situation better by disregarding the test as unsubstantial is a 'Gravy Talker'

Stop trying to justify failing your exam you Gravy Talker!

by khal_matthew September 22, 2016

wrong talker

Someone who often uses words or terms such as "Valentime's Day", "libary", and "expecially", that are wrong -- and do not exist. These offenders also wrong talk words that should be easy to pronounce. For instance, "golf" is pronounced "goff". The "L" sound is somehow mind-numbingly ignored.

Person #1: "Man...what college did Kim go to"?
Person #2: "Why"?
Person #1: "Because that school must give out degrees like free coupons! She's such a wrong talker. She just told me she got her husband a season pass for the local GOFF course for VALENTIME'S Day

by Mr. Bill III February 8, 2017

Half-talker

While you're engaged in conversation, they're paying only half attention. The other half they're looking over your shoulder to find someone "better" to talk to.

It was a fabulous VIP party, but the room was full of half-talkers.

by MContrary August 3, 2012

Keyboard Talker

A person that talks over the computer without hesitation, yet when is in public seems to cower and quiver at the idea of talking to people because he is so timid.

Hey have you met my friend Anthony? He always converses with me on the computer, but never in person. He must be a keyboard talker.

by The Liker June 11, 2012

chuckle talker

A person who inserts a stream of meaningless chuckles into every conversation, despite the topic or mood.

"Hi Steve, what's up?" -Me
"Nothing." *chuckle* - Steve
"Did you have a good weekend?" -Me
"No, my dog died." *chuckle* -Steve

Steve is a chuckle talker.

by briznye November 9, 2011

shit talker

a lowlife who gossips behind other's backs, most likely ugly as fuck, and weak as hell. the funny shit about these pussies is that you can talk shit in their faces and they wont do shit.

I fucked that bitch up last week for being a little shit talker!!

by TKM213 February 20, 2011

slick talker

1: a very articulate speaker. 2: the leader of a conversation, that not only directs the topic but also concludes it in a controlled manner.

"hey, I like that guy Spencer, he's a real slick talker".

by suspender88 November 17, 2013