tossed

A nice mix of drunk and high, where you frequently feel compelled to flap your limbs around languidly. And lots of jumping, yeah, jumping.

That kid is tossed. I think he's gonna fall off the roof.

by chester January 29, 2004

getting your salad tossed

getting your booty hole eaten out it can be gay or straight

damn hope got was getting your salad tossed last night

(her)

by thenigganiggaL February 27, 2014

tossed salad

The act of licking a partners anus and it's surrounding areas. The term draws a parallel to tossing a regular vegetable salad, where all the comtents of the slad are mixed around with salad tongs. In the sexual variety, the reciever of the "tossing" has all the contents of the anus (hairs, lint, dingleberries) mixed around by the partners tongue, which provides moisture (dressing)and essentially serves as human tongs.

My girl loves having a tossed salad before getting poked.

by UrbanDom May 19, 2006

The Toledo Tablecloth

The Toledo Tablecloth is primarily used to score revenge or payback and is similar to a Texas Doily. The Toledo Tablecloth is best deployed over an end table or other small decorative table. Once deployed, a rapid exit from the location where it has been laid should be made so as to leave the tablecloth behind for furture discovery.

To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.

Unfortunately, Roger got off from work early and decided to drop by his girlfriend Mary Ann's house and surprise her. To Roger's dismay, he crept in only to find Mary Ann having sex with her neighbor Carl. Roger walked in just as Carl was diggning in the garden. Rather than becoming enraged, Roger did not disrupt their doggie style play and left the room. He copped a squat in the living room and laid a fresh, wet shart in his grunders. He then created The Toledo Tablecloth on Mary Ann's brand new Rooms To Go end table. He quickly left the house so he could clean up his sticky crack corn at a nearby 7-11.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014

Toledo Mud Flap

A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.

David has given the Toledo Mud Flap to a fat girl this week.

by Dirty Rugger July 11, 2009

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pigeon toed

1. Description of any person whose feet naturally rotate at the ankles towards each other such that the toes on each foot are angled towards each other in a state of rest. 2. What eventually happens to the feet of all members of a marching band.

1. My brother is pigeon toed. Not sure why he is because it's not hereditary. 2. The school band has two hundred members and their all pigeon toed. Yea, I think it's a membership requirement.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006