topshelfer

Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....

This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....

by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008

topshelf

A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.

On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!

by B Young August 14, 2006

topshelfworth

An individual who defines their self worth by getting drunk on single malt scotch.

A single male orders top shelf spirits in a bar to comphensate for a lack of female companionship illustrating his topshelfworth.

by jkentos February 14, 2009

Topshelfer

A drink consisting of a shot of every spirit on the top shelf of the pub. Commonly consumed on ones birthday

John was shitfaced after doing a topshelfer to celebrate turning 43.

by Hairy Lee69 July 7, 2023