Toober

The stupid shit head that walks around in Modern Warfare online and grenade launches people until you rage.

That's the 7th and final time that toober grenade launches me! *BOOM* AHHHHH!

by Dancing_Burritos January 6, 2010

Toobin

Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.

Don’t bother me, I’m in front of the laptop Toobin it.

by bustapost October 19, 2020

toobin

when somebody masturbates while on a live video chat

"What happened to Dave?"
"He forgot to turn his camera off and got fired for toobin it"

by calvinbutternut October 19, 2020

toobis

A toobis is a fucktard who goes above and beyond the characteristics displayed in a common fucktard.

An ignorant asshole with lower than average intelligence. Tends to rant on subject deemed controversial to enrage others and boost his/her own ego.

"You are such a fucking toobis!"

by Snark July 20, 2004

Toobuff4this

A delightful powerlifter on Instagram with disrespect towards other lifters about bad form or having a stupid or pointless goal while commenting “respectfully 🤝” after his comment.

Damn, TooBuff4This caught me squatting 105x10 with bad form on my 23rd Rad-140 cycle. I should switch it up.

by Thewormydictionaire September 27, 2021

Magic Toober

A large spherical organ below the lungs that allows unicorns to do all that fancy fantasy shit they do.

<rainbowsandunicorns.com>
<myspace.com/scottfoxpride>

Make sure you don't eat the Magic Toober when we're eating our unicorn on Crayon Day.

My pet unicorn is having Magic Toober problems.

by Scott Fox :] March 28, 2009

toobis

A type of bio chemical fat created in a Canadian labratory that has been fused with a pig during a failure to meet lab safety standards. The creature has hilucinations created by overdoses of twinkie fat. The creature then spreads the hilucinations on a self-created webpage in a goal to confuse and anger the people it envies. It most likely produces A-sexually due to lack of interest in either sex. The Toobis is a doomed species.

The toobis escaped from the lab by making all the scientists inspecting him want to vomit and kill themselves.

by Xanza April 3, 2005