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Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.
Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.
by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020
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Tainted Cocktail

When a guys sticks his cock in his sister's "tail" as her best friend licks her taint
After walking in on his sister and her friend making out naked on her bed, he joined in on the fun and gave her a tainted cocktaili
by Mandoobie October 19, 2020
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Tilted Towers State of Mind

When you’re just tooooo good and you’re in that mindset

Originated from Tyler’s sick freestyle
“IM IN A TILTED TOWERS STATE OF MINDDDDD”
by Jakey Christ May 1, 2021
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Tited

When you mistype "Tired" to "Tited" and don't even bother to correct it back, then you know you are so freaking tited brah.
"I'm so tited of being tited."-Sun Tzu
by Horninomous August 10, 2022
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Tainted Curtain

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.
"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
by Caseman Korpulala May 19, 2006
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tinterweb

Just a silly way of saying 'internet' really :)
"Look it up on the tinterweb"
by igorah February 14, 2009
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Tainted love

1. A popular song, orignaly released by Sof Cell, but many other aritsts have since covered it, including Maralyn Manson, 50 Cent, The Cure and many more
2. When someone loves a person, but the love is unreturned, so it becomes tainted
3. When two people love each other but can not be together for reasons such as distance
4.When two people are in a relationship and love each other, but the love will be foreced to end in the near future eg if one of the people is terminally ill
1. "Once I ran to you, now I run from you"
2. I love Lewis, but he doesnt love me back. So I dont truely love him, its tainted love
3. I love him, but he lives at the other side of the world
4. I love him, but he has cancer and our time together is raidly decreasing
by \m/ Lisa \m/ February 10, 2006
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