By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.
Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.
Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.
Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.
by Big Pimpin Radfad October 8, 2009
Get the fern ticketmug. by Pissedoffcook July 20, 2017
Get the ticket stackingmug. by Koor November 21, 2004
Get the Brown Ticketmug. The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.
Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
by YAWA October 4, 2020
Get the Masking Ticketmug. by WerewolfNation November 6, 2013
Get the exit ticketmug. by NevaMO February 2, 2016
Get the bum ticketsmug. by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009
Get the piss ticketsmug.