My definition of the certain Tibia MMORPG. This definition is completely neutral.
Disclaimer: Just kidding.
Tibia is one hell of a game to say the least. I got as high as lvl 24 before I finally quit. I recently took a look at it again. Then quit 45 minutes after reinstalling. Lets throw some facts out about tibia:
1) Tibia is from some german university students, and they dont give a fuck about YOU.
2) The "US" servers have successfully been hijacked by south american players, so learn portugese today.
3) You can play on different country servers, but since it lags on "US" servers, be prepared for 5 second click delays and lag deaths.
4) Even the new anti-PK measures are shit, so your going to get hours of work training deleted by high levels everyday.
5) The last topic is about the disgusting community around tibia.
So lets analyze. In #1 we talked about the creators. They really just want tibia for a quick buck, and thats what its been like. And now they are a big company who still don't give a fuck about you. In #2 we talked about the take over. The north american servers are 90% portugese/spanish so if you dont know those, your going to get raped. Its funny I find mostly englsih speakers in pay-to-play games and thenf ree games are totally packed with barbarians- i mean brazilians. On to #3, it was self explanatory. #4 I talked a little about the PK problem. The time it takes to hunt in the high levels is completely insane. You really need to be unemployed and have a premium account to play after lvl 30.
For #5 we have the community. So let me explain. You have 4 types of players: The Otakus, The Hardcore, The Newbies, and The Cheaters. See their traits below, maybe see which you are.
The Otakus
These are socially rejected scum who live at their parents. They have come to tibia to find some friends. They generally play 16 hours a day. They spend most of their time chatting, hunting, and basically trying to make them selves seem respectable.
The Hardcore
This group s like the otaku except they may have a part time job and their own place. They put all their spare time into tibia, often getting close to 16 hours (at least on weekends and holidays). If you are a lower level, they don't give a shit about you so its best to try and let them have what they want before they send you back a few days of work.
The Newbies
This caste generally consists of south americans who cant figure out the game much past hitting monsters and basic swear words. These players are found spamming sell and trade. If you have money they are your friend, if you dont, they are swearing at you and saying "Jajaja". Luckily the Otakus get stuck helping them out.
The Cheaters
Chances are you absoultely hate cheaters. But if you think about it, why not cheat (in a MMORPG)? Who is smarter? The guy with no life playing 16 hours a day, or the guy using a program to play the game 16 hours a day? Often cheaters are normal people who would rather watch a movie then grind on monsters. The social awareness of cheaters help keep the game from falling apart.
All in all, there are much better games out there. Tibia will kill your dad and rape your mom.
Disclaimer: Just kidding.
Tibia is one hell of a game to say the least. I got as high as lvl 24 before I finally quit. I recently took a look at it again. Then quit 45 minutes after reinstalling. Lets throw some facts out about tibia:
1) Tibia is from some german university students, and they dont give a fuck about YOU.
2) The "US" servers have successfully been hijacked by south american players, so learn portugese today.
3) You can play on different country servers, but since it lags on "US" servers, be prepared for 5 second click delays and lag deaths.
4) Even the new anti-PK measures are shit, so your going to get hours of work training deleted by high levels everyday.
5) The last topic is about the disgusting community around tibia.
So lets analyze. In #1 we talked about the creators. They really just want tibia for a quick buck, and thats what its been like. And now they are a big company who still don't give a fuck about you. In #2 we talked about the take over. The north american servers are 90% portugese/spanish so if you dont know those, your going to get raped. Its funny I find mostly englsih speakers in pay-to-play games and thenf ree games are totally packed with barbarians- i mean brazilians. On to #3, it was self explanatory. #4 I talked a little about the PK problem. The time it takes to hunt in the high levels is completely insane. You really need to be unemployed and have a premium account to play after lvl 30.
For #5 we have the community. So let me explain. You have 4 types of players: The Otakus, The Hardcore, The Newbies, and The Cheaters. See their traits below, maybe see which you are.
The Otakus
These are socially rejected scum who live at their parents. They have come to tibia to find some friends. They generally play 16 hours a day. They spend most of their time chatting, hunting, and basically trying to make them selves seem respectable.
The Hardcore
This group s like the otaku except they may have a part time job and their own place. They put all their spare time into tibia, often getting close to 16 hours (at least on weekends and holidays). If you are a lower level, they don't give a shit about you so its best to try and let them have what they want before they send you back a few days of work.
The Newbies
This caste generally consists of south americans who cant figure out the game much past hitting monsters and basic swear words. These players are found spamming sell and trade. If you have money they are your friend, if you dont, they are swearing at you and saying "Jajaja". Luckily the Otakus get stuck helping them out.
The Cheaters
Chances are you absoultely hate cheaters. But if you think about it, why not cheat (in a MMORPG)? Who is smarter? The guy with no life playing 16 hours a day, or the guy using a program to play the game 16 hours a day? Often cheaters are normal people who would rather watch a movie then grind on monsters. The social awareness of cheaters help keep the game from falling apart.
All in all, there are much better games out there. Tibia will kill your dad and rape your mom.
Cheating: Tibia has several hacks, the main ones are light hacks (to see in caves and at night), multi-client hacks, and other assortments of hacks. 99% contain trojans so there is little need to worry about being outdone by cheaters.
by FakeName May 8, 2005
Get the tibia mug.A MMORPG that some hate some love. It's one of the oldest mmorpg arround and it's getting more players everyday. Because it's so old and the graphics got only one real update it looks pretty crappy/old school therefor it's scares off alot of people. Also the first island is very boring. When you reach the mainland things get more interesting cause now you can use spells, kill bigger monsters and you can actually kill other players.
The game is free instead of alot of games that give you short trial periods or you have to buy in the store. For a monthly fee players can upgrade to a premium account, unlocking some additional game features and areas.
Players often train and level their characters or try their luck on finding rare items in beaten monsters. There are several quest in the game, some are still hidden and alot of players try to solve those quests.
The game is growing steadely, and has at the moment 50000 players online at the same time. With 54 server and 4 new servers coming every 2 months. The game is updated every half year, so it keeps interesting. Updates include new area's, monsters, items and what ever they can come up with.
The game is free instead of alot of games that give you short trial periods or you have to buy in the store. For a monthly fee players can upgrade to a premium account, unlocking some additional game features and areas.
Players often train and level their characters or try their luck on finding rare items in beaten monsters. There are several quest in the game, some are still hidden and alot of players try to solve those quests.
The game is growing steadely, and has at the moment 50000 players online at the same time. With 54 server and 4 new servers coming every 2 months. The game is updated every half year, so it keeps interesting. Updates include new area's, monsters, items and what ever they can come up with.
1. Friend - Most people use their runes to hunt big monsters, you use them to heal from rats.
2. Friend - What are you going to hunt, rats?
Me - No, i gonna try out bugs today. ;)
2. Friend - What are you going to hunt, rats?
Me - No, i gonna try out bugs today. ;)
by marky mark deux July 31, 2005
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by hippy pimp July 1, 2011
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Im not pro China and its undeniable that China has a poor track record when it comes to human rights.
However, 99 out of 100 people ever used this catchphrase is either oblivious of the true situation in Tibet, or refuses to acknowledge the fact that in other parts of the world, human rights abuse perpetrated by the American government is far worse. Not forgetting the body count of course.
Usage of this term is particularly popular with attention-hungry celebrities and teenage kids who cant even locate Tibet on the map.
Im not pro China and its undeniable that China has a poor track record when it comes to human rights.
However, 99 out of 100 people ever used this catchphrase is either oblivious of the true situation in Tibet, or refuses to acknowledge the fact that in other parts of the world, human rights abuse perpetrated by the American government is far worse. Not forgetting the body count of course.
Usage of this term is particularly popular with attention-hungry celebrities and teenage kids who cant even locate Tibet on the map.
Redneck :
Those friggin chinks! President Bush should liberate Tibet the American way- by sending our kids over there and killing every single chink! Free Tibet !
Someone with brains :
Lets not forget Iraq, Afghanistan and West Bank. Just because China does not have major interests in those places doesnt mean the people there dont deserve any international attention.
Redneck :
Screw them!
Those friggin chinks! President Bush should liberate Tibet the American way- by sending our kids over there and killing every single chink! Free Tibet !
Someone with brains :
Lets not forget Iraq, Afghanistan and West Bank. Just because China does not have major interests in those places doesnt mean the people there dont deserve any international attention.
Redneck :
Screw them!
by ottowe October 3, 2008
Get the Free Tibet mug.Also known as Command and Conquer, Just another name for it, Plus it was made by Westwood Studios.
It came in a PC, and PSone versions.
It came in a PC, and PSone versions.
by Jason Trevlinsky October 12, 2004
Get the Tiberium Dawn mug.Automobile designed and produced by Hyundai. Tiburon means shark and this is reflected in the "gills" on both sides of the cars. Over seas the car is refered to as Tuscani. The Tiburon has a very sleek body which is full of curves. Excellent styling combined with unmatched performance for the price. The GS model includes either a 4 spd automatic or a 5 spd manual transmission, and a 138 hp 4 cylinder engine (which has plenty of power to get around town) To add to the styling it also includes a catback dual exhaust with polished tips. The GT and SE both share the 172 hp V6 (a whole lot of power considering how lite and small the car is). The GT can be bought with either the 4 spd automatic or a 5 spd manual. However the SE contains a 6 spd manual transmission and can be purchased in several "special" colors such as orange crush. Four wheel disc brakes provide high performance braking for the 17 inch rims with michilen tires. The interior is very modern and user friendly. The guages light up red and the GT and SE models both have metallic trim. Some journalists have even reported the styling to be similar to that of a ferrari.
The GS starts out at a little below $17,000
The GT and the SE range from $19,000-$23,000
The GS starts out at a little below $17,000
The GT and the SE range from $19,000-$23,000
I personally own a Hyundai Tiburon and am very happy. The styling draws a lot of attention towards the car.
by Brian Frohnhofer December 27, 2005
Get the tiburon mug.n. A part of China's land since Yuan Dynasty, its proven in history books and even by National Geographics in 1936. The Tibet before China was one of the world's most poorest nations. 90% were slaves who worked till they dropped day by day for their masters who is consisted of 10% of the population. The Lama controlled everything imposed heavy taxes, cut off people's limbs, gauged eye balls, and took off baby's skins for artifacts. There arer full evidence of the Lama's heinous crimes , but many people are either too lazy or refuse to do research. Fifty years after China liberated Tibet, Tibetans became more civilized and recieves better rights than an average Chinese, but those exiled Lamas are jealous the fact that Tibet is 1 million times better than 50 years ago when they are in power.
western protestor: free tibet ! free tibet!
educated person: Do you know where Tibet is? Tibet used to be a slavery nation till China entered and liberated it. Why don't you go protest against Iraq and get your troops home?
western protestor: ....
educated person: Do you know where Tibet is? Tibet used to be a slavery nation till China entered and liberated it. Why don't you go protest against Iraq and get your troops home?
western protestor: ....
by Heather Kim April 30, 2008
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