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Thundercunt

A game played with a warm can, preferably one that has been in the sun all day.

Take turns to smack the can against your forehead until it bursts, whoever does the worst damage must down the drink.

Warning headaches may ensue.
Hey guys let's play thundercunt!
by Ollielufc June 25, 2018
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Someone who puts their family member’s name on a prize ticket to split, but when the ticket is a winner, reneges on the deal and takes said family member to court in hopes of obtaining all of the winnings for themselves.
Both Ty’s and his Aunt’s names were on the million dollar ticket, but his aunt is being a thundercunt and suing him for his share.
by Ace Chaser July 12, 2018
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adam is indeed a thundercunt lol
by lolyouranasshole August 27, 2018
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A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match
Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt
by H_lock July 7, 2019
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A bitch who’s is over achieving and being a cunt
That fucking thundercunt she fucks everyone over
by High schooler 2020 May 24, 2018
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A sexual move/position. The woman is duct taped to the ceiling in a sitting position while the man positions his erect penis under her. When the duct tape fails to keep the woman suspended she falls onto the mans penis. If done incorrectly (e.g. without a metric fuck ton of lube) penis fracturing is a high possibility.
Did you hear? Ol' Shaz gave Jonesy the thundercunt last night! Poor bloke broke his cock!
by thundercuntmaster October 9, 2017
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Thundercunt, did you mean Tanya?

Yes!
by waynealexander August 28, 2016
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