thunderturds

A unique defecation situation which is characterized by the rapid release of waste from the person's bowels-due to abnormal relaxation of the intestinal muscles, a chemical inbalance in the intestines and surplus gas buildup.

Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.

"Thunderturds. Because after a lightning, there's thunder."

"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."

by JismJuice2000 May 7, 2004

Thundercuntasaurus

(n) a highly insensitive selfish troll-like creature that can't see past her own gut roll, she often marries men who can't stand up for themselves. When spotted, you can witness them start drama with any living being, friend or foe. Proceed with caution, can often be distracted by any Hostess product.

That thundercuntasaurus Kyla needs to shut her damn mouth.

by Crazypixie March 23, 2010

thunkie

a thunkie is when someone says or does somthing outa pocket

you seen what lil mike did, dude ass a straight up thunkie

by I’m lil bro September 30, 2020

slovak thunder

A drink that is half tap water and half the cheapest vodka you can find.

I ordered 4 slovak thunders for my friends because I only had $4 in my wallet.

by STKazaam October 28, 2013

War Thunder

A free MMO tank and plane game, which by some supernatural phenomenon can run on a potato pc but still have good graphics. Also, there is a large amount of Pay to Grind and Russian Bias. Nevertheless, it's still a fun game to play.

WOT fan: Ooh world of tanks is best game!
Me, an intellectual: Play War Thunder child.

by RECKOCHET June 16, 2018

Thunder-spoon

This is the spoon you use when you have seriously filled the toilet, and you know there is no way that it will flush!

The thunder spoon can be used to poke the mound into a flushable form or may be used to scoop the offending mound into a bucket allowing one to double flush safely.

Please note a thunder-spoon should NEVER be used for eating!

Ken:
“Annie – pass the thunder-spoon, there’s no way this is gonna flush!”

by Honda919 February 4, 2009

Thundering Molly

When shagging a lady with spectacles, quickly pull out stick her glasses on your cock and spunk in her eye (no specific one)

I gave your mum a Thundering Molly last night ;)

by Ace19888888 February 13, 2019