cactus-hopping

The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.
"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"
"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."
by EnlighteningSD January 2, 2009
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cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.
I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.
by Etch July 20, 2006
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black cactus

Black cactus is a crazy killing machine that destroys everything in its path. Except Popsicle sticks 🌵
He is the highest ranked player in this lobby. he must be a black cactus.
by Beg4Hegg January 21, 2015
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Kinky Cactus

Something that has unclean and distasteful qualities. In a social situation and have unfavorable characteristics something that you wouldn't want to be.
Morgan is not only a Kinky Cactus, but also a DSKC
dude! did you see that Kinky Cactus yesterday? yeah, she's weird....
by a67Aperture January 9, 2013
mugGet the Kinky Cactusmug.

Cactus Bombs

When Mike Gordon of Phish is on an extended jam dropping funky sexy bass grooves.
Woah Teddy, Did you hear that Tube from 12/29/97? Mike was dropping Cactus bombs all over that track
by RyGuy88140 April 3, 2015
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shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus
" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "
by eat more pies May 28, 2015
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Boner Cactus

When you cock grows small pointy hairs all over it and resemble's a tall cactus
DUDE! I think jeffy has BONER CACTUS.

OMG no way.
by Hitler's cat April 30, 2009
mugGet the Boner Cactusmug.

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