Hootie or blowfish

Is something a good time, or a waste of time.

Hootie: a good time

Blowfish: a waste of time

Hootie or blowfish can be defined as either being a good time (the hootie) or a waste of time (the blowfish).

Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...

by Aha!A.TT.IC June 14, 2018

Blowfish Cowboy

Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position

You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!

by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023

Cunty blowfish

Dramatic, prickly, full of attitude.

Giving big diva energy, but with bite.

Omg I love Regina George, she is such a cunty blowfish.

by Kamfj April 18, 2025

Hootie and the blowfish

Having a hooker blow cocaine through a straw up your ass

Before i banged that hooker she gave me a hootie and the blowfish

by bhizzle September 19, 2019

Blowfish

A fish in the Tetraodontidae family that lives in the Indian Ocean, and other subtropical bodies of water. This fish contrary to belief does not blow itself up but rather performs mouth congress to passing scuba divers/snorkelers.

I was swimming in the tropics and suddenly a Blowfish started tugging at my swimsuit fly!

by OzzieTrump August 4, 2019

hoot the blowfish

To play the bagpipes.

The kilted man said to the other kilted man: "I've never told you this, but I would love to hoot the blowfish someday."

by Andreux May 5, 2006

blowfish party

a blowfish party refers to the act of a group of friends gathering together to fight each other with socker boppers. if you've never had a blowfish party before I highly recommend it.

dude did you hear about Sam's blowfish party the other day?

I know man it was great. I socked the bopper

by lordmazdamundi November 18, 2020