TGIF

The girl i fucked

She's TGIF

by jesusismyN July 12, 2021

TGIT

Acronym for "Thank God it's Today". Expresses one's feeling's in many ways, thankful for life or being alive, relief/excitement that an awaited day has arrived, or a situation that would be less desirable if it happened on another day.

"She's one of those who wakes up every morning screaming, TGIT!"
"I'm off to the hospital, I'm gonna be a baby daddy, TGIT!"
"I would be so busted, if he arrived yesterday, TGIT"

by Gnewey December 21, 2019

TGIF

Tongue Goes In First

Misty: My man is a firm believer in TGIF.
Heather: What?? Thank God It's Friday?
Misty: No silly, Tongue Goes In First !!!

by Jackson Anthony December 11, 2020

TGITDAT

Thank God It's The Day After Thursday!

Instead of saying "Thank God It's Friday" (or TGIF), you could say "Thank God It's The Day After Thursday" (or TGITDAT).

by Gotageek December 18, 2009

Twifty

The number that lies half way between twenty and fifty...Or thirty five.

Dude, your milf sister is hot. How old is she?
She's twifty.

Dude, you haven't been missing any meals lately. How many lb's you sportin?
Bout two twifty.

by big cu October 18, 2006

TGIF

Thank God I'm Filipino

When your around a bunch of girls that love filipinos, you say "TGIF"

by etxdujdrudr April 26, 2006

TGIFF

Thank God Its FRIDAY FRIDAY

A clever play on the acronym Thank God it's Friday, to reference Rebecca Black's hit (?) song "Friday"

Roomate: TGIFF
Me: What?
Roomate: Thank God "Its Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday!!!"
Me: fuck.

by raaaaaage May 13, 2011