terminal e-dater

Someone who continuously enters relationships only over the Internet because they don’t know how to actually start an IRL sustainable relationship

“that person only e dates people, what a terminal e-dater (non-derogatory)”

by bobby del rio January 12, 2022

Terminal Beard Length

The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.

I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.

by mattheweb October 12, 2023

terminal fat

when you're so fat its dangerous to everyone in a 10 foot radius around you

i commit to terminal fat

by Millenidumb March 18, 2017

Terminal White Disease (TWD)

Being 100% Caucasian and performing dances like the Donkey Kong or any variety of hip-hop moves. It just doesn't work, no matter how tall you are....

(at a club) "Wow, look at that guy he's suffering from Terminal White Disease (TWD)"

by susieQ1286 March 9, 2011

Terminal Autism

A type of autism that deteriorates the brain over time.

Tim, "Jack was diagnosed with Terminal Autism recently, he only has 3 years left to live."

Jill, "Damn, was he on twitter all night again?"

by Fitness Femboy January 25, 2022

Terminal Illness

1. When you are sick at the airport.

2. Getting sick from eating airplane food.

Hey, I'm gonna hit the head on the way to baggage claim. I think the chicken they served us gave me a real bad terminal illness.

I don't know if I can get on the plane yet, I'm starting to feel some terminal illness.

by DreyMan November 13, 2010

Terminal complexity

The maximum attainable level of complexity of a system, device, etc.

Any attempt to increase complexity after this level is reached results in a partial or complete destruction of the system.

Our software, apparently, reached terminal complexity - every time we try to add a new feature, everything breaks.

by ProudToBeAMammal March 28, 2009