A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
Get the Simp Cuck Temp-Hubbymug. eating booty, Analingis
Her: Want some eggplant Parmesan?
Me: Is it hot?
Her: No.
Me: ...
Her: You will eat ass but not eat room temp eggplant Parmesan? WTF
Me: Is it hot?
Her: No.
Me: ...
Her: You will eat ass but not eat room temp eggplant Parmesan? WTF
by rahooligan505 June 14, 2019
Get the Room Tempmug. To have a dual personality around girls, This personality will urge the girls to chug cheap vodka, preferably Dubra and to make out with the man holding the vodka.
Any kid who tries to get girls drunk and shamelessly make out with them is a, "Kid _____ Kid".
Named after the original, Kid Temps Kid
Named after the original, Kid Temps Kid
by Cozz oz January 6, 2008
Get the kid temps kidmug. an English translation of a French phrase meaning
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.
by Sexydimma March 26, 2013
Get the en temps et lieux utilesmug. Any sex act that leads to an explosion of flavor in the performers mouth while within the City of Tempe.
by Tempe Boy June 22, 2023
Get the Tempe Chicken Sandwichmug. French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "if and when you will be mature enough (to know)".
son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of something so serious?
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.
by Sexydimma September 29, 2012
Get the en temps et lieux utilesmug. The weatherman smilingly gave a really "spicy" weather-temps forecast on the radio today, and so I just **assumed** (yeah, I know, I know... never a good idea!) that the wind was gonna be pleasantly scented with yummy delectable barbecue-flavors for a couple days. But it's actually had very little odor at all during this period, just as plain old ordinary air usually does... what a disappointment!
by QuacksO October 16, 2018
Get the "spicy" weather-temps forecastmug.