Td;cf

Too drunk; couldn't follow

All I heard was blah, blah, blah because Td;cf

by Mare Dejiz September 12, 2018

TD;DR

Too drunk don't remember

Person 1: What happened at your part last night?

Person 2: TD;DR

by Lord-Jackington October 9, 2014

td;dv

Too douchey, didn't view.

Girl 1: Did you check out so-and-so's Facebook profile?
Girl 2: TD;DV

by meatw4d May 12, 2013

hop on tds

Gay orgy. Lasts a whole week. There's a lot of cumshots.

Fiddle: Yo Milky, Zeus, Rwy, Bored, hop on tds!
*cum*

by WholeLottaRedEnjoyer April 22, 2022

Text-TD

Engaging in text conversations with women that have been around the block.

I don't want to text back that girl because I heard she's been around.........I might catch a Text-TD.

by jJamboree November 11, 2009

td;lr

It means "too long; didn't read"

-Hey, *insert long text here*.
-td;lr

by crazyblock98 June 5, 2019

td;uf

Meaning "too douchy; unfriended" or "too douchy; unfollowed" depending on the social networking site used on. Usually used in response to someone who throws a "tl;dr" at you when you're talking about something serious.

Facebooker 1: I'm so depressed. On the way to the hospital to visit my terminally-ill grandmother, I got a call from my husband saying that my son got called to the principal's office after they found a gun in his locker. Because of the call, I crashed my car into a mailbox, and its owner proceeded to charge out of his house with a shotgun, screaming something about vandals ruining his property. Does all of this have to happen on the 1st anniversary of my miscarriage?

Facebooker 2: tl;dr

Facebooker 1: td;uf

by toodouchyunfriended September 23, 2011