tab

tab tab- noun, verb, tabbed, tab-bing

1. text - a - bitch. The act of sending a text message to a girl with the intention of pursuing a sexual relationship.

" I was going to call that girl I met at the bar last night, but I tabbed her instead. "

by Ike Zinnerman April 18, 2008

Tab

A Dandy Highwayman, sometimes appearing in the form of a dead monkey.

Hey - is that Tab a dandy highwayman or a monkey?

by Sheps January 17, 2004

TABs

Trifling Ass Bitches; women who are incompetent and stupid. Talk a lot and say very little and waste time in general with their simple minded comments and general lack of intellect. All women have some TAB in them even if it comes out infrequently.

Woman: "Oh my god thank you for stopping to help me, I'm on my way to buy tampons from the store and my car just died in the middle of the street for no reason and I don't know what to do and..."

Man: "You forgot to put gas in your car... fucking TABs should stop wasting my time."

by wim enzes June 10, 2011

tab

To tab something, generally food or drink this is when someone will have something ie a drink a friend will say the word tab therefore if the person is going to give any of this object away he is likely to give it to th tabber

Dave: This is a damn good coke

Dan: TAB!

Dave: I suppose you cant have some

by Dave Carr January 2, 2008

tab

police; usu those patrolling in squad cars

"Watch out for that tab ahead"

by mitchell January 12, 2004

Tab

Totally Artificial Beverage

That Coco Cola soda, TaB tastes nasty and fake.

by TaB girll June 28, 2005

tab

stands for Trick Ass Bitches...who are females that 1) cockblock 2) bitch and moan 3) dont suck the dick...typically an exgirlfriend

Why you got to be such a tab, ho?

by 1241213 August 20, 2008