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Swordfishing

A dick pic of someone else's penis in an effort to appear more appealing. In lieu of their own penis, swordfishers will use images of penises with better complexion, head to shaft ratio, length, position and shape of the urethral opening, and girth; when sending a dick pic.
Person 1: "I got a dick pic last night from someone on my 7v7 coed soccer team, but the skin tone looks way different from the rest of his body."

Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"

Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"

Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"
by saveahoefoundation March 11, 2019
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swordfight

Two guys having sex simultaneously with the same woman-- one in her ass and one in her snapper.
Dude: I am very surprised that Brandeis girl let us swordfight inside her.
Guy: I am not.
by Joe Bone April 6, 2005
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swordfighting

pissing in the direction of another guy, mutually
You would not believe what I saw last night when I came home. Billy and Bobby were swordfighting all over the place.
by genna buzz April 4, 2005
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swerdish

A person who tucks their sweater into their pants. Yes pants, scary I know. Deal with it.
Kenny from Princess Diaries is a swerdish
by Allison November 29, 2003
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golden swordfight

A golden swordfight is when two men start to have a swordfight. During the swordfight, each of the men start to urinate at the same time.
Braden and I got into a golden swordfight last night.
by Waterimono February 28, 2016
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Swordflasher

To call someone a 'swordflasher' is to give them the highest compliment. A swordflasher has wit, coolness, derring-do, style, charisma and charm far beyond the norm.
The word originates from a well-known figure in the world of HEMA - Historical European Martial Arts - who was famed as a skilled fencer with sword and buckler, a creative artist and animator, and an informal guru to hundreds.
The word originated in the early days of computing when he first got an email account. His girlfriend said, "I suppose you'll call yourself 'Swordflasher' or something..."
"The way you pulled that bird right under the nose of her boyfriend! And then he shook your hand! You're becoming quite the swordflasher, old chap!"

"My God, what a bout. That was incredible! We'll have to call you 'Swordflasher' from now on!"

"Well, Pierce Brosnan was a pretty good Bond - but he was no swordflasher."
by Mike Stillwell April 30, 2008
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Sword fish of doom

The sword fish of doom was created during the homoerectus period and still survives today. Preying on the small moon children of the pacific it strikes fear into the heart of all in its presence.
"Dear God the sword fish of doom is brutally penetrating that small boy from the sweatshops of the opressed city of Urkaduramuhumajihad."
by Alistair montgomery September 21, 2005
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