A dick pic of someone else's penis in an effort to appear more appealing. In lieu of their own penis, swordfishers will use images of penises with better complexion, head to shaft ratio, length, position and shape of the urethral opening, and girth; when sending a dick pic.
Person 1: "I got a dick pic last night from someone on my 7v7 coed soccer team, but the skin tone looks way different from the rest of his body."
Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"
Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"
Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"
Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"
Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"
Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"
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The word originates from a well-known figure in the world of HEMA - Historical European Martial Arts - who was famed as a skilled fencer with sword and buckler, a creative artist and animator, and an informal guru to hundreds.
The word originated in the early days of computing when he first got an email account. His girlfriend said, "I suppose you'll call yourself 'Swordflasher' or something..."
The word originates from a well-known figure in the world of HEMA - Historical European Martial Arts - who was famed as a skilled fencer with sword and buckler, a creative artist and animator, and an informal guru to hundreds.
The word originated in the early days of computing when he first got an email account. His girlfriend said, "I suppose you'll call yourself 'Swordflasher' or something..."
"The way you pulled that bird right under the nose of her boyfriend! And then he shook your hand! You're becoming quite the swordflasher, old chap!"
"My God, what a bout. That was incredible! We'll have to call you 'Swordflasher' from now on!"
"Well, Pierce Brosnan was a pretty good Bond - but he was no swordflasher."
"My God, what a bout. That was incredible! We'll have to call you 'Swordflasher' from now on!"
"Well, Pierce Brosnan was a pretty good Bond - but he was no swordflasher."
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"Dear God the sword fish of doom is brutally penetrating that small boy from the sweatshops of the opressed city of Urkaduramuhumajihad."
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