Swoggle

(1) Ridiculously swag but also utterly awful.
(2) Small worm on goggle gets left eaten

"Dude that girl is so swoggle"
"Swoggle"

by pillar boy August 19, 2021

swollen goods

A pun on the words stolen goods.

Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?"

by Nick J White July 3, 2006

Swegles

1.)Word to describe the whitest person you know

2.)Military slang to describe an annoying all around buddyfucker

Damn there goes Swegles again, making an ass out of himself

by wefhw October 3, 2010

swoller bear

an overweight person

You: Yo, did you peep Kevin's new girl?

Me: Yeah man, hide your food - that chick is a swoller bear. What was he thinking?

by One Rho July 23, 2006

swoggle

swoggle - mix of suck, swallow and gargle. used to represent violent dick sucking, while slobbering all over ones self, and the person being sucked off.

came into existence in UK, 2006, when my mate tried to say "'Person' swallows dick!" but choked on beer, which came back up onto himself, and produced 'swoggle'

is often used by me and mates at work, to take the piss. visual aids are used with it, most common being the action Boss Nas uses in StarWars Ep1, where he shakes his head voilently at Jar Jar Binks and his fat double chin produces waves of fat to move with his mouth

God, Anthony is a cocksmoker, i bet he swoggles chris all night long

How about a swoggle?
You got swoggled last nite didnt ya?

by PoTTer_Uk July 25, 2006

Swollenoscopy

Euphemism for anal sex - eg. performing a colonoscopy with a swollen penis

My girlfriend was really drunk the other night so I gave her a swollenoscopy

by gruntyphish July 5, 2010

Swollen Nubbins

Puffy nipples on a young woman.

Sweet redheaded beauty queen with puffy swollen nubbins.

by wtfgwar June 20, 2013