swizzle stick

the male penis
also used for pimps and man whores

He's swizzle stick was so big.

by Bo March 18, 2005

swizzle stick

A prank to pull on your friends at a bar or restaurant. When they go to the bathroom, take their drink, and dip your penis in it and stir the drink. Put the drink back where it was and after they come back and finish it, you tell them it was a swizzle stick.

I was at Denny's the other day and I saw Shawn give Alex a swizzle stick. It was funny and gross.

by Joseph Schneider October 29, 2007

Swizz

The sticky combination of sweat and jizz that collects around the base of a man's penis following sex.

Nick reached for a Kleenex to wipe off the swizz that had resulted from their marathon sex session.

by Laughlynne August 20, 2013

Swizzle

(verb)
1. Swizzle - To spin or swirl a drink without a spoon or stirring apparatus. in order to distribute its contents equally.
2. Swizzles - A general verb connoting the lifestyle of a swizzler.

(noun)
3. Swizzler - A person or thing which displays a generally swizzly manner or attitude.

(adjective)
4. Swizzed - Mixed, spun, twirled or shaken to the point of even mixture.

1. "Yo man, swizzle that shit before you drink it, lest it be disgusting and unmixed."
2. "You know that kid Jesse?"
"Yeah man, that kid swizzles all day, err' day"
3. "Let's invite Kait over, that girl is a mad swizzler. Mixing drinks all day, err' day."
4. "This long island iced tea tastes like shit."
"Aww man, that bartender swizzed it like shit. Let me mix it for you, I swizzle all day err' day."

by J Swizzles All Day December 29, 2010

Swizzle Stick

the sneaky act of stirring a friends drink by dipping your penis into the glass and stirring whilst their drink is unattended and then proceeding to watch them consume the tainted the beverage

when Tom swizzle sticked Kane's beverare, he had no idea he was drinking a beverage tainted with penis

by swizzlicious April 1, 2011

Swizzle

1) Snoop Dog lingo for "sweet."

2) brand name of decorative plastic cocktail stirring sticks.

1) What a swizzle movie that was.

2) This Swizzle Stick(TM) is off the hizzle fo shizzle!

by Assessment January 2, 2004

skizzy

Slang for a scale.

I donno man that looks pretty skimp I'm gonna slap that on the skizzy.

by Brendan L June 2, 2003