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The Swift

A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.
Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift
by Krispee September 14, 2010
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Phil Swift

Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.

Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.

Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.

<3 We love you Phil

Written by Niamh Edwards.
“ Phil Swift is like a god to me.”

Hello! I’m Phill Swift.”
by Niamh_3dwards December 5, 2018
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A light switch

Jacksfilms (a Youtuber) Asks for funny answers to questions on his "YAIY"(Yesterday, I asked you) series. Most answers are acquainted with light switches.
Jacksfilms: What turns you on?
Every commenter: A light switch
by Kennybunkport September 18, 2016
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bitch switch

the thing you say to your partner that makes them go off when everything was fine right before you said your idiot remark.
"we were talking about what happened in our day and then i said, 'yeah, i noticed you didn't do the dishes.' i totally flipped the bitch switch and he went off on me for hours."
by ubergirl October 26, 2005
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Nintendo Switch OLED

The Nintendo Switch OLED is basically a new version of the classic Nintendo Switch which a larger, 7.5 inch OLED screen that is better than the LCD screen on the older Switch. The new dock has an ethernet port and the switch has a wider kickstand. The new Switch will be coming out on October 8th which is in a couple of months.

The launch price will cost $349.99

Pros- Better screen and kickstand
Cons- No actual performance upgrades, won't support 4k.
To be determined- IS THE DAMN JOY-CON DRIFT FIXED YET???
Guy 1: "I'm hyped for the new "Nintendo Switch OLED"! It's having that nice OLED screen and shit!"
Guy 2: "It looks nice but there are no other performance upgrades dude. It's probably better to wait for a new Nintendo console with better performance upgrades, dude."
by This guy b like: July 7, 2021
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kick swift

To run like a pussy from feds/goons/angry parents, usually while abandoning your friends and losing all dignity in the process
Honky 1: Shit! Goons up ahead!

Honky 2: Kick swift!
by S.boi May 7, 2009
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bill swift

A notorious serial killer most famous for suffocating his victims in flex seal. He is currently on the loss in the US on a killing spree. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MAKE CONTACT
Bill Swift is in my house better just give up and die.
by dave mustardstain August 25, 2018
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