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swiss-army knife syndrome

1. The need to be overly prepared at all times.

2. The condition of needing to be equiped with the most possible tools for the maximum number of undefined situations. This condition becomes dangerous when one suffers anxiety/panic when one does not possess the appropriate tool in a situation or must carry certain tools in fear of certain situations. See neurosis

3. Also attributed to objects or persons that have a superflous amount of functions but that are not overly good at any of them.

*Tools need not be material they may be personality attributes as well.
1. Mary Poppins must suffer from swiss-army knife syndrome; look at her handbag!

3. Inspector Gadget - the ultimate in the dysfunctional swiss-army knife syndrom personalities.
by Iddiiwltwigt November 30, 2004
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Swisa

Someone who's really attractive and has a good personality mostly referred to afghan girls.

It can also mean the girl of your life.
That afghan girl is Swisa!

That girl is Swies!
by e.therestudontneedtoknow May 27, 2009
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A technologically advanced dick. The Swiss Army Penis can help you in any situation.
Girl:OH NO
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Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
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Sidsel

normally a girl (nordic name) with a very profound meaning of her own. Sometimes Sidsel's can be very stubborn and proud but most of the time they are just funny people... with a mind of their own!
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The Swishy Coat

The long black trench coat that adorns the shoulders of the ever so sexy Benedict Cumberbatch a.k.a Sherlock Holmes in the BBC series Sherlock.

The swishy coat is known to intimidate even the most stubborn of people, and will occasionally make Cumberbitches go into fan-girl fits of lust, as well as make Sherlock seem like a total classy badass. (not as effective as The Purple Shirt of Sex)
Sherlock Holmes could only look sexier if he was wearing the swishy coat.
by Amelia Cumberbatch July 5, 2011
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swiss medallion

sitting bare assed on someones head and farting leaving a spot which is the medallion
much like baltic turban but no undies
by butt stain July 7, 2009
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fur swish

To be aroused or to become aroused. Also a mistaken lyric in Justin Timberlake's "Chop Me Up"
Better yet baby I'll make your fur swish.
by SoleilFreyja February 26, 2008
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