Swooping

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.

-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."

by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015

swoop in

sort of like what a hawk does to their prey. you can "swoop in" on girls, on places on deals. basically to steal or snipe

watch your girl around him, the moment you turn away he'll swoop in and start flirting with her

by gang✩ January 24, 2011

Hoover Swoop

The haircut worn by most, if not all, of the people from Hoover High School in Hoover, Alabama. Demonstrated by the popular MTV show Two-A-Days. Characterized by the hair coming across the forehead in a "swooping" motion.

"I asked her how she knew I was from Alabama, and she said I was sporting the perfect Hoover woop."

"He said that I looked like a douchebag because my hair was cut in a Hoover swoop."

"Look at that fratboy over there with the Hoover swoop"

by mcwilley October 7, 2009

swoopy-doop

Name for the 5 second rewind button on most DVR remotes.

What did he say? Quick, swoopy-doop!

by Bossbro March 9, 2011

swoop flu

Having or contracting an std.

You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.

by PlayboyR January 2, 2014

Swoop and squat

A tactic used in gang stalking that generally uses two cars and/or distraction to try to create a car accident for insurance fraud. When driving, a car cuts you off to close the gap between you and the car in front. Then an accomplice in another car will abruptly cut the car in front of you off to make them stop abruptly. This fake situation is created with the intention of trying to make you rear end the car in front of you and make it look like you are at fault. Sometimes there may be a distraction to the side to try to make it more likely that you make hit the car in front. Insurance fraud.

Those stalkers tried to create an accident using the "swoop and squat" method to create a car accident to for insurance fraud.

by human lab rat July 20, 2014

Swooping Cocksucker

While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)

The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!

by grbjdealer July 24, 2019