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Ultimate Chimney Sweep

occurs between two people.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.

Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.

And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.
person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.
Ultimate Chimney Sweep by CherubPKU December 24, 2008
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Flamingo Sweep 

When a man is receiving fellatio from an individual and he elevates one of his legs, either over the shoulder, up on the bed, desk, countertop, etc; he is left on one leg, like a flamingo. While up on one leg, the woman takes and "sweeps" the male's leg by kicking it out from under him. NOTE: The leg he is balanced on must be swept or pulled forward (or sideways)/towards the giver. If she kicks it backwards, the man will fall forward. By "sweeping" or pulling the leg towards her/back to front, he will fall backwards.

Although this can pertain to male/male or female/female interactions, this was defined for the male/female interaction where the female is the giver.

This has a double meaning because flamingo is also a slutty girl.
Sean threw a legup to get better penetration during fellatio, but Heather ended the session by pulling the flamingo sweep on him.
Flamingo Sweep by Heather Cream November 16, 2006
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reverse sweep

the act of coming from behind in a sports series from the worst possible deficit.

such as down 3-0 in 7 game series
the 2004 red sox completed a reverse sweep of the yankees to win the alcs
reverse sweep by alisoul May 31, 2007

nigga sweep 

when you cross all the lanes of the highway at once with out a turn signal.
shit dude! he jus pulled a nigga sweep!
nigga sweep by im not racist April 28, 2006

Puerto Rican sweep 

When driving on a highway with three or more lanes, the act of moving your car all the way from the fastest lane to the slowest lane, or vice versa; bonus points for not checking your blind spot, not using your turn signal, or cutting off one or more other drivers. See Jewish jack-knife
1. I was about to miss my exit but I pulled a Puerto Rican sweep and made the bitch, cutting off an eighteen wheeler in the process.
2. Dude, that driver's an asshole. Watch this.

ball sweep 

Getting with every guy in the room (a clean sweep of all the balls)
Holy shit, that girl that just straight up ball sweeped the room tonight (even Jason!)
ball sweep by MasonJar March 27, 2015

nigger sweep

While driving on a freeway, you cross several lanes of traffic at once, because you are about to miss your intended exit. Usually happens without warning, without blinkers by minorities.
"Hey Tedd, look at that moron attempting a "nigger sweep", he nearly killed that family full of fat asses in the grocery getter!"
nigger sweep by Olde Golde 800 September 23, 2005