twat swatter

a female preventing another female from getting laid.

that lady has been stopping me from getting laid tonight, she is being a real twat swatter if u ask me.

by Mugz420sk8er June 5, 2022

Dick Swatter

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls

My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.

by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023

The Fly Swatter

When you grab the fly of your pants towards a girl in a sexual manner, and she swats your hand away and slaps you with a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Jake from accounting tried to grope himself in front of me and I hit him with The Fly Swatter.

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021