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spastic bumhole

A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara
Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole
by Kiara is a bum August 3, 2018
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Swastik

The name practically Means Auspicious But it also implies to favourable and promising

Ok so after this here's what i personally think
A Swastik is a person who would seem like an uncooperative human at first but once you start communicating, once you get to know him he'll like get good with you just in some matter of time As per me most of the Swastik's aren't Good looking and healthy from the outside but very understanding from the inner side but if you get one like a tall healthy Person you just know it's the one you need as if you get it You'll get a full fledged Package of one of the best human beings god created. If he's not healthy then he may or may not be good in studies and like the worst in sports but very good in communicating and understanding though most of them won't speak to you first as they're very shy as for a healthy Swastik As i said he's a full fledged Package 📦 😂 actually like the one whom the send just for you he's understanding, Caring, always there for friends, above average in studies like around 60-70% amazing in most of the sports average in the others and much more factors like this so ultimately A human named Swastik has to be understanding if he's not then fuc*i*g change his name
Hey, aren't you swastik?
Yes sir i am !
by Man With a Pen 🖋️ August 6, 2022
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Spastic Cunt

When a person is being a spas and a cunt at the same time
"That guy is such a spastic cunt"
"I know just look at him"
by Spastic Cunt November 24, 2022
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Radd-Spastic

Adj. Awesome and hyper, normally the person you know that has ADHD and doesn't take their medicine.
Guy: " Dude Wes just broke his leg on purpose to be on Scarred."

Chick: " lmfao, i love Wes he's so radd-spastic!"
by Stephie-radd-spazem November 14, 2007
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The swastikard

Similar to phrases such as; The Race Card, or The Sex Card. In conjunction with Godwin's Law, The Swastikard is played when at any time in conversation a comparison to Hitler or The Nazi's is drawn
The debate was lively and intellectual until Hans played The Swastikard.
by Reelbigfish622 December 29, 2015
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Dance-like-a-spastic Good

Used to describe when something is not only good, it's so good you dance like a spastic.
Person A: Hey man, you heard that Daft Punk song?

Person B: Yeah, Get Lucky? It's really good!

Person A: No, it's dance-like-a-spastic good!
by alcoholic_number_cruncher August 31, 2013
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Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.
child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*
by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018
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