Dutch Sailor Method

Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.

Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."

Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"

Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."

by Caderade24 March 1, 2011

Sailing mishap

Accident involving a sailing yacht.

"You look the same age to me."
"I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!"
SAILING MISHAP!!!!

by Snake January 16, 2005

Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.

" If that means I have to sail the Red Sea that so be it but I need a shag now !

by Dutchgit December 16, 2003

What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?

we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.

What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

by Sythebrine9 March 17, 2021

Shail

An extremely kind and caring person who is willing to go out of their way to help you. If you know a Shail treat them well as they are quick to become close with you. Very social and personable, they are able to make friends with anyone. Each Shail is loving, caring and known to be great in relationships.

"Damn, are Shail and her still together?"
"Yeah man they've been going out for over a year"
"Wow they're so happy"
"Shail is such a good boyfriend dude"

Smart, caring person

by Amy Patel April 13, 2013

sailor mouth

1. The act of spewing forth profanities as if you were a dirty sailor.

2. using excessive profane, or vulgar language in an unacceptable setting

1."Grandma has a dirty sailor mouth... Shut the f*** up Timmy!"

2. "Oh I love it when you f*** my **** with your *** **** captain **** bucket **** *** jackhammer ****ed *** **** ****** **** rub my **** with a ****ing titmouse"

by Mr Eff November 19, 2007

sailing for cock

sailing for cock

v. the act of sailing the high seas for a delicious cock

This act is especially common at frat halloween parties where many females are dressed as slutty sailors. These skanks are clearly not sailing a boat, ergo they are sailing for a nice cock to ride.

Emily was sailing for cock last night, but luckily captain Buckalas was there to give it to her.

by Fast Ed December 10, 2009