stantonian

Something initially purported to be much greater than it is, with the result that it ends up being much less than it should be.

"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"

*Awkward pause*

"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."

by philologista October 6, 2021

santoes

someone who doesn't like toes, but thinks he shares toes with me

"ours, those are my santoes too"

by chickenduckperson November 7, 2022

TIAGO SANTOS

A short hairy dwarf with an average size penis and very sweaty hands. Tiago’s Santos usually have abnormally big heads and smell like beavers sperm.

Have You Seen Tiago Santos?
Yes, he is down The Hill, violently masturbating himself.

by Charles The Beaver November 22, 2021

Santo

A person with great potential, great looks, and always gives a helping hand.

Sicillian form of a Saint.

He's such a Santo.

by YTB1996 March 11, 2015

Santorgasm

Explosive diarrhea during sodomy.

Rick was violated so hard that he Santorgasmed all over his cellmate's balls.

by Pbang June 16, 2011

mathew santoro

Some one who is very successful YouTube channel and someone who is very educated

Small Youtuber:I want to get more subs
Friend: you want to be a Mathew santoro

Kid: he is so smart he is like a Mathew santoro

by Idk bro just shoot some threes February 12, 2017

santorum

The frothy mix of personal lubricant, fecal matter, and sometimes semen that can occur as a result of anal sex.

Finally, Joe pulled out, wiping the santorum from his manhood on the grey comforter by accident.

by Graniteman July 23, 2008