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scrub

A male who is lazy. He has no job, car, or home and definitely has no money. He talks about what he wants and makes himself out to be more than what he is. Often perpetrating, lying about having and that when he's just a loser.
"What a scrub! He is 38 with no car, job or money."
by queen Kesha December 22, 2014
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scrubs

Seriously the funniest show television. It's about a guy JD and his best friends Turk, Elliot and Carla, who all work in a hostpital, with many other wondefully biazarre characters.
Dude lets watch scrubs!

Julie: This drug is the best one on the market. The only side effects are nausea, impotence and anal leakage.
Dr. Cox: And, I'm getting two out of three, just from having this conversation

Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see

Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)”

The Todd: Dude, I hear they have laws that make women completely cover their bodies when they're out in public. The war in Irak. Try the war to see rack.”
by Jessica Halfacre October 13, 2007
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cheeky scrub

When someone thinks they're good at a game, but in reality they suck
"Omg dude stop being a cheeky scub, you're not good at video games!"

Cheeky Scrub can be defined as a person who sucks at video games
by HaremKingEd December 24, 2014
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scrub bucket

1. An offensive, but sometimes jokingly used adjective to describe someone who is stupid, has done something stupid, or is acting stupid.
2. A word used to describe someone when annoyed.
3. Variation of the word scrub.
4. A noob.
Josh: Don't die guys, we're going to win!
Matt: This dude is gonna kill us, look at him... yup we're dead.
Josh: Ugh, that scrub bucket.

Josh: Haha, look at Jerry missing the basket.
Matt: What a scrub bucket.

Josh: Hey, what's up scrub buckets.
Matt: Haha, funny.
Elena: You're the scub bucket, haha.
by maniamsmart February 17, 2014
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chub in the scrub

In a hospital setting, it is when a male wearing scrubs is suddenly overwhelmed with an erection, largely due to a attractive female employee displaying her attributes on purpose or otherwise.
"Did you see that chick on 4 west?"

"Yeah! She's smokin', I got a chub in the scrub when she dropped her pen and bent over to pick it up!"
by Mark Lacy March 18, 2007
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scrubbin' one out

Jerking off to Dr. Elliot Reid from the TV show "Scrubs."
I was watching reruns and ended up scrubbin' one out.
by Andrew Michaelson December 9, 2007
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Scrubby

A awesome YouTubed who makes fun of idiots on the internet. His best videos are about morgez making a huge fool out of himself on the internet with a bunch of 5 year old watching his channel he has super funny content so sub to him!
Scrubby is a god of a YouTuber
by Nathan’s-are-gods May 8, 2020
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