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Mojave suprise

The act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4's , then right before the point of ejaculating you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its semen, then you punch her mutha fuckin lights out nigga!
i did the old mojave suprise last night man! then she went all ape shit on me!
by BenisWhite June 18, 2011
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anal suprise

when somebody gets suprised anally. Also known as getting a penis or another erect object up the butt. Usually between two men. Another word for buttsecks.
Person 1: What's the best kind of suprise?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An anal suprise!!!
by dalton and nick December 15, 2006
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Suprise Sex

.....just think about it...say it again to your self...think....think...if you still didn't get it...its just a nice way of saying...RAPE..thats all it is..
The Predator awaits behind a bush watching a 11teen year-old girl walking down the side walk towards the bush. The Predator thinks, "oh i'm gonna give her some SUPRISE SEX and its going to be good, maybe not for her, but no doubt i'll enjoy it."
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The Lemon Suprise

the act of peeing in a womans vagina or ass while just entering the vagina or ass.
Alex: Ian just popped a boner and tried to pull the The Lemon suprise on Kripa last night.
Sam: Thats disgusting!!
by Leonidis August 4, 2008
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Buffalo Suprise

(v) 1 The action by a woman of applying buffalo sauce to her genitals to entice her chicken obsessed partner. 2 The insertion of a chicken wing into an orifice intended to be consumed during intercourse.
Bone in or Bone out?

"What is that burning" George Lopez said, "Thats the Buffalo Suprise" Lady Ga Ga replied.

Her girlfriend loved to stop by Buffalo Wild Wings well she was in for a Buffalo Suprise when she got home.
by Sam Ralfenstein June 30, 2011
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Suprise Party

In short, getting raped, could be more blatantly used as: suprise sex, implying of course that party is sex and therefore giving a lighter tone to such horrendous actions
"So Zach did you get with Liz last night?"
"Psh, she basically gave me a suprise party. I can barely walk."
by Jrodd September 1, 2008
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suprise sex

Waking up in bed with you partner and realizing you having sex whilst still half asleep, both unaware you were doing it.
Tara talking to Sheryl: DJ and I woke up this morning having suprise sex, I was shocked but enjoyed it very much!!
by sheryl williams December 24, 2007
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