The Stoner

Unzipping your pants and pissing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don't have to stop and people don't have to wait for you.

Brian: I'm gonna pull "The Stoner"
Andrew: Me too
Brian: You piss to the left I will piss to the right

Brian: Hey wait I have to piss
Andrew: No just pull "The Stoner"

by Hit and Run DOA September 23, 2009

Stoned stoner

When you suck at rolling a blunt and you block the airflow with a poorly designed filter, as if you put a little rock that blocks the flow

This guys is something else, he did the stoned stoner twice now in one week! Don't let him near the weed!!!

by Sanron April 12, 2019

stoner's thumb

A thumb with a tough, dry, outer layer of skin due to any outside force, usually a slight breeze, blowing or moving the flame from a lighter onto the thumb, yielding a tempoary burning thumb and often leaving the thumb tough to the touch.

"Fuck, your car's A/C is giving me stoner's thumb, nig."

"I had a tough time lighting my bowl with that damn wind giving me stoner's thumb."

by Teepo December 13, 2005

stoner food

1. A food whose taste that, when consumed while stoned, is considered by the stoned individual to represent the pinnacle of gastronomic delights.

2. An appropriately broad term that refers to a highly individualistic and subjective range of foods and tastes.

Typical exchange using the term Stoner Food:

Stoner One: Dude, we should get somethin' to eat...

Stoner Two: Ya bro...I could go for some tacos right now...

Stoner One: Fuck tacos dude...We should get a fuckin' pizza...Like, maybe a Hawaiian or some shit. No! BBQ! BBQ's the shiznit!

Stoner Two: No way dude...Tacos or you're driving...You drive, your choice...

by Jdog1 October 27, 2008

stoner

Slang for somebody who smokes cannabis, often. Most people would talk them down as if they are better, though they often consume poisons such as alcohol and caffeine. Stoners are generally a friendly minority, peaceful, and harmless. The arrogant people bitching about them smoking marijuana, they are usually bigger problems then the people they denounce.

Darn, those stoners are lucky they got high before seeing Lord Of The Rings.

by A.E. December 29, 2003

Stoner War

A military conflict which occured in the peaceful territories of Stonerland and Tokeopia from 2003 to 2005. The allied sovereign states were invaded by swarms of evil pig monsters, and various other malformed combatants.

The Bongunist Party was instated as a unified emergency war government in Tokeopia, appointing the now-legendary Doob Squad responsible for major combat operations against the pig army. The Doob Squad fought for control over much of both regions, most notably the Ghanja Heritage Base in Tokeopia, and the "Compound" (Area 69) and the "Birdshit" (Birdensheissen) airfield in Stonerland.

The Doob Squad succeeded in annihilating the pig/monster opposition, and after strategic use of the newly-discovered Atom Bong in 2004, the Stoner War resulted in the unification of the involved territories into the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.

"Y'know, I fought back in the Stoner War..." "You need a life! Now!"

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Feathery Stroker

A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.

The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.

Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.

by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012