alpha strike

The act of putting all availble force into one attack.
1) To fire the whole arsenal at one target
2) To Launch all fighter planes against one military target.
3) To drop all availble bombs.
4) To deplete all potential firepower at once.
5) To fire a broadside.
by Lazareth Link March 6, 2005
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Counter-Strike

Oddly enough, the only game I ever played that it really sucked to be good at. Due to the (supposedly) high incidence of cheating, if you can actually master the basic manouvers of the average first person shooter (weapon selection, map knowledge, accurate and selective shooting) NOBODY will play with you.
As soon as your K:D ratio goes over 3.5:1, expect to be banned from most Counter-Strike servers.
by confuzzled February 22, 2005
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Drone Strike

An individual who repeatedly emails coworkers about their missed deadlines copying their team members and boss without talking to them first.
Tim: Did you read the email that came through last night from Drone Strike? I bet Dave is spewing right now...

Bill: Yea, what a cunt!
by ShadeHunter February 24, 2021
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Drone Strike

The act of jizzing on a person's face while they are sleeping.
Sarah was occupying my territory while she slept soundly last night. To reduce any collateral damage, I opted for a precision drone strike.
by moleymoley May 11, 2013
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Counter Strike

1. An online game where a massing of 13/14 years olds congregate to show off whose voice is developing quicker.
2. Game where if someone has a positive score in a match, he is spammed with clan invites from the shitties of Leaders.
3. An exciting online game where Counter-Terrorists and Terrorists give fight to eachother with characters wielding AK-47s and an undeveloped voice.
4. Those where the lifeless hang out and accuse eachother of having an aimbot and threatening to turn their programs on. They often whine to admin about this, asking for boots.. and votebans which everyone disregards. When they finally get two kills without dying, then die first on their team.. they throw 13 year old hissy fits and ridicule everyone on their team for a his death.. which came from stepping over his own grenade.
<Start of Counter Strike Match>
Kid one: Alright team, let's move out!
Kid two: Roger. Watch out for Zerging.
Kid one: Will do-- :: dies ::
Kid two: You alright?
Kid one: Does it look like I'm all right, fucker? I just fucking died you dipshit! WTF.. That fucker is aimbotting so fucking bad.. and look no one is fucking planting the bomb.. omfg..I hate this fucking game! FUCKING HACKERS!!1 I'm going ot turn my aimbot on and own them.
Kid two: I saw you chuck a grenade and flash yourself. You killded yourself.. =\
Kid one: Fuck this server. It's full of hackers. <Disconnected from Server>
by Louiecaca August 16, 2006
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third strike

In California, there is a Three-Strikes-Law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. So when someone who has already been caught twice gets caught a third time, it's his Third Strike, and he goes to jail for a minimum of 25 years.
COP: Uh oh, what's this I found in your jacket?
GANG BANGER: What the? You planted that!
COP: Shutup! This bag is enough to get you for distribution. That's your third strike esse --and before you're 25-years old! That makes you the goddam rookie of the year!
GANG BANGER: Please dawg, I'll do whatever you want mang, please!
COP: Sign this confession and I'll let you play some extra innings, otherwise I'll throw your ass in county on that third strike!
GANG BANGER: Sheeit, this confession is already filled out!
COP: Sign it bitch!
by inane5 February 13, 2005
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Counter-strike

The simplest, therefore, the greatest of First Person Shooter games. Two teams, Counterterrorists and Terrorists, going at each other where the end result is that the opposing team is splattered across the map and your team is victorious.

Unlike most FPS's these days, there is still unlimited variety in what modes and maps you can play on CS. Unlike the media-hyped CoD, Halo, etc other series, there's more innovation and imagination in making and playing CS instead of just glitching and recording worthless kills (*Cough machinma Cough*).

No automatic knives once you get close enough, no dumb killstreak rewards that does the killing for you, no vehicles that run you over, no power armor. Just you, your weapon, and an instinctual gauge as to what is a successful shot.

Like ANY other game, you have to play it REPETITIVELY in order to be good.

CS is also a good example that Realism =/= Quality Gameplay

Contrary to new (raging) players belief, there are more 12 year olds and campers on the newer FPS's than there is on CS.

CS 1.6 have smaller killboxes than CS:S and therefore requires more skill
Person A: Look at my score in Black Ops, 300-16, I'm so good and I only had to use chopper gunner twice. Look at me knife, so pro

Person B sits Person A in front of Counter-strike 1.6 and directs Person A to play

Person A: OMG WTF, these KIDS are hacking, how the fuck is that possible, this is a gay game, where are the care packages? No sprint?!?

Person B: *smh*
by Philips A Chesterlon April 3, 2011
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