value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

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R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

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Strategy fact-ory

The intelligence services invented a particular statement to dismiss and or ridicule information which was to close to the truth for them. "Conspiracy theory" is still frequently used today to block any meaningful conversation.

Today I decided to create a counter to that statement with similar elements in it.

I have come across this "strategy fact-ory" in my news feed.

by Alpha2zen November 9, 2020

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Strategy

Something ferrari cant do while racing and they always seem to fuck it up

“So Charles we are going to use Strategy Fuck Up”

by ProtoH15 May 4, 2023

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Strategy

My strategy CAN'T FAIL. I literally control what constitutes winning. And you not playing only prolongs the game. Luckily for you it's a game that affords multiple winners. I call it Femininity.

Hym "That strategy will work because their (at least) kids will die if it doesn't. They will not let you co opt my work because their kids will die if you succeed. They will not let you wait out the clock becauses the longer it take for me to gain my freedom the less my freedom will do to appease me and I'll just kill your kids anyway. The longer it takes the less effective the punishment for killing your kids will be. The only path to victory for you is defeat. I will crush the participants of this transgression against me under the weight of their own guilt and I don't need to be free or alive to harm you. This is literally the only way to do this and it literally can't fail. And I would know because I've been doing it for 8 years now and I haven't lost any allies. Have you?"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

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Netflix strategy

The action of registering multiple accounts to gain unlimited monthly trials of a certain paid subscription based content.
Initially and widely used on the streaming platform Netflix.

A: Did you see *TV show name* on *paid service name* last night? It was so good.
B: I'm too poor to pay for *paid service name*.
A: Use the Netflix strategy and register tons of emails.
B: Sounds valid.

by NopeLGD March 10, 2020

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