Stonk

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.

Robinhood investors really love their stonks!

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

Stonks

The well-crafted Stonkks meme refers to a bizarre image of the esteemed Meme Man standing in front of a stock market green screen. The bottom right corner of the image reads “stonks.” The man is donning a suit and tie, only further highlighting the business essence of the image.

I will take your entire stonks

by Clipclap July 1, 2020

Stonk

When an individual acts in a fashion of stonkish nature. When someone acts of a dumb nature or does stupid things. Stonks can include Frat boys, dumb kids, skater boys, stoners, aswell as anyone who lacks brain cells

Bro 1: Bruh look at this stonk ass n*gga
Bro 2: He’s always doin some dumb shit. what a stonk.

by kyleemesho August 28, 2020

Stonks

beeg stocks

Guys, we are getting stonks!

by ppsuccser September 26, 2020

Stonk

A heavy artillery bombardment.

A mortar stonk

by LucyB_ March 3, 2023

Stonk the Minecraft

To fire artillery on a naval mine ship

Commander, we need to stonk the minecraft!

by bigtony762 February 3, 2023

Stonked out

When something is dope because it is bigger, faster, or generally is better/superior to its predecessor.

That car is not stock, you can tell he has modified it. Yeah it's totally stonked out!

by bigdaddystonksworththe2nd October 25, 2023