An instruction to another person, usually after casually mentioning an idea or notion to Stephen, or in some cases requesting Stephen's opinion or thought on a specific matter. Stephen is not always aware that the person requesting his opinion will immediately quote it to another person.
A multi-faceted definition, "Per Stephen" can either be used in the form of a request or a statement. The person using this phrase usually does not want to do something, so they use Stephen's words as the excuse or reasoning behind why they should no longer be assigned to a task. For request format, "Per Stephen" usually involves an extraordinary purchase or in some cases, food or electronics purchases.
A multi-faceted definition, "Per Stephen" can either be used in the form of a request or a statement. The person using this phrase usually does not want to do something, so they use Stephen's words as the excuse or reasoning behind why they should no longer be assigned to a task. For request format, "Per Stephen" usually involves an extraordinary purchase or in some cases, food or electronics purchases.
"Per Stephen, please no longer assign me to tickets that require me to get up from my desk."
"Per Stephen, we should all receive Teslas for Christmas."
"Per Stephen, we should no longer charge clients for service. Instead, we'll be accepting IOUs for all services rendered."
"Per Stephen, we'll be ordering 80 Filet Mignons for this week's BBQ."
"Per Stephen, please order me a new chair, laptop, keyboard, dresser, 82 inch monitor, car, mousepad, Keurig and toilet paper for the office and my home."
"Per Stephen, we should all receive Teslas for Christmas."
"Per Stephen, we should no longer charge clients for service. Instead, we'll be accepting IOUs for all services rendered."
"Per Stephen, we'll be ordering 80 Filet Mignons for this week's BBQ."
"Per Stephen, please order me a new chair, laptop, keyboard, dresser, 82 inch monitor, car, mousepad, Keurig and toilet paper for the office and my home."
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the best girl ever. she is sweet, funny, awesome, caring, an all around good friend. she can be a bit boy crazy at times but will always be there for you. she will never ever completely abandon you even though she has the tendency to hang with the wrong crowd at times. boys also love her and constantly are trying to get with her and ask her out repeatedly.
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Get the Stephen Flynn mug.Stephanie is the kind of girl you can trust to have your back. A girl who understands where you've been and what you've been through. The kind of girl who "gets" your sense of humor and MOST of your jokes without having to have them explained to her .. a girl who will laugh at your stupid DIRTY jokes, because a piece of her mind is always in the gutter just like yours.. She is the kind of girl who will point out her flaws and laugh at her mistakes, because she is smart enough to know that a PERFECT PERSON isn't REAL person.
Her laugh is addicting and nobody looks better in a tight pair of jeans than Stephanie. She has a tendency to fall for "BAD BOY" types, Even when she knows it will never make her truly happy. She tends to look past the guys in her life who would give anything for the opportunity to help her live a happy life... There is nobody sexier than a Stephanie.. She is too busy being unhappy to see that happiness is just one Netflix movie and a night of cuddling and real conversation away.
Her laugh is addicting and nobody looks better in a tight pair of jeans than Stephanie. She has a tendency to fall for "BAD BOY" types, Even when she knows it will never make her truly happy. She tends to look past the guys in her life who would give anything for the opportunity to help her live a happy life... There is nobody sexier than a Stephanie.. She is too busy being unhappy to see that happiness is just one Netflix movie and a night of cuddling and real conversation away.
if Stephanie would forget about the past and let someone she knows hold her hand or carry her into the future. She would never doubt her decisions or wonder where her smile went again.
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Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.
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