steezey

when you too cool for the world to see before you but yet you still acknowledge everything going around you so you go about it being humble

im too steezey but i dont have time to compete with y'all

by andy nave May 26, 2018

Steinergy Drink

When you mix energy drink with Steinlager, New Zealand's finest lager.

Callum and I are just popping into the Mads to grab a couple of Steinergy Drinks.

by The Mads November 24, 2020

Steezed

to be thrilled, excited, or content with something.

"Ah I'm very steezed about how the game went last night."

1: Are you still hungry?
2: Nah man, I'm steezed, thanks though.

"Oh I'm so steezed to be dating Zus, he's so handsome."

by slammedcivic September 11, 2023

Steaming Steiner

(noun) A lewd sex act in which an extremely obese and completely naked (or simply pantless) bald man of Jewish descent stands over the face of his redneck, fire-crotched sidekick and proceeds to defecate upon until his bowels are effectively evacuated. The act is usually followed by a postgame dip.

I don't care what you say, I still hate his fat ass.

I'll bet he has film of the two of them getting in on a Steaming Steiner

by Thomas Fleminghammer December 14, 2008

restless steeze syndrome

Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders and surfers. Documented effects may include frequent mentioning of buttery slides or body motions replicating a pendy even though the effected patient has no board with them. Triggers have been claimed that ingestion of cannabis and seeing steeze footage leads to severe cases of RSS.

After his third joint Mikes RSS became so severe that he grabbed the nearest board and hit a sick coleman. His friends could tell when they saw him put his hands on the ground as if to hit a 180 frontside. Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders

by ButterBros September 11, 2015

Nicolas Steiger

A type of guy, who is often described as a sex god. He can pleasure a woman just with his eyes. It is said that once, he penetrated 41 women at once. His cock is similar to an elephant penis and his jizz has the ability to magically heal diseases and injuries.

"What was that? I got an orgasm just looking in his eyes!"

"Oh yeah of course he is elephant-cock Nicolas Steiger!"

by BigDickNickChick November 22, 2017

Stenzel

A woman who does not like sex outside of marriage; prude; will not put out.
Can be used as a noun or adjective.

Damn that Stenzel, I thought I was gonna get laid, but I didn't get shit!

by CygnusTheMute June 28, 2007