streaking gonzalez

Look over there, theres a streaking gonzalez crossing the border!
by Mafia Game December 19, 2010
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cold streak

A period of time when desired outcomes rarely seem to occur. Constant disappointment.

This usually refers to (a)a lack of sex but can also be applied to any recurring disappointment, such as (b)a failure to get drugs, (c) a good artist consistently being lame, (d) gambling losses, etc.
(a) "Damn, that chick at the bar wouldn't put out. My cold streak continues. I haven't gotten laid in four months"

(b) "I think we need a new dealer because our guy has been on a cold streak. He hasn't had anything to sell in weeks."

(c) "I still think Ludacris is a good rapper; he has just been on a cold streak with his last few albums."

(d) "My poker cold streak has gone on for ten games. I'm down $500."
by NYCOAM April 27, 2008
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snapchat streak

A way for people to waste their time and give out future mug shots every day
Police: What does the suspect look like?
Deputy: Here is an updated picture that she sent to her friend to continue her snapchat streak
by oracle be May 10, 2016
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fake streaks

fake streaks is when girls only send their “streaks” to one or a few people, not actually all of their streaks
did you see baileys streaks

no

oh must have been fake streaks
by juulian February 14, 2019
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Shuffle streak

When you've got your iPod on shuffle mode and a serie of good songs is played.

The "Shuffle streak" is the opposite of the "Shuffle syndrome"
by Doggelito October 21, 2009
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poop streaks

When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.
Your mom left poop streaks in the toilet again!
by nixontrix November 07, 2005
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streaks dhmu

depressed 7th graders use this term to get attention because they are fed broccoli and cheese at home 😔😔 forced to break up with there gf because they have no jawline😔😔
“streaks dhmu rlly depressed😭😭😭”
by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019
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