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Scrunchtard

A person below 5’3 usually red-headed and/or attending special education.

They can also be very as you gamers say “quirky”

If you see a Scrunchtard roaming without an owner please contact the C.S.C. (Center of Scrunchtard Containment) immediately via this number: (317)-889-7272
*man below 5’3 try’s to insult you* shut up Scruchtard

Hey look at that Scrunchtard over there, he can’t even reach the top shelf
by Lasernarwhal (Nate) January 15, 2019
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Scrunchie Day

Give you crush a scrunchie day!
Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!
by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019
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Scrunty

An adjective used for when a spliff has a high ratio of tobacco to weed.

Can also be used to describe the feeling after smoking a spliff with a lot of tobacco
This spliff is scrunty as hell. Are you sure there's any ganj in there?

Make sure to make this one nice and scrunty. I'm looking to get domeshacked.

Let me lay here a second. I'm a little scrunty after chiefing that scrunty domer.
by JT6 March 17, 2022
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Aww the scrunkly

awww the scrunkly🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺double tap now if you'd scrunkly the when😆
Scrunkly 🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰
Scrunkly kid: aww the scrunkly🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺double tap now if you'd scrunkly the when😆
McDonald’s worker: sir this is a McDonald’s
by Reversed May 25, 2022
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scruncher

Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.
Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O
by Delta2echo September 18, 2010
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sprunger

someone seeking out information. As in the futurama movie.
Hey Rick!!! quit Sprunging around my computer you sprunger....
by rick909 March 25, 2008
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Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.
Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."
by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010
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