Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.
Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"
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Get the ghetto spreading mug.When a man sits on a chair in a position -reminiscent of taking a dump- for the purposes of "showing off" their genitalia or otherwise be creepy and/or make people, specifically women, uncomfortable.
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When someone spreads their legs out on a crowded bus or train, thereby preventing other people from sitting. Note that leg spreading only becomes an issue when the bus is around 75% full. Otherwise, leg spread as you so desire, especially if there's only 3-4 people on the bus/train. No one will care.
When someone spreads their legs out on a crowded bus or train, thereby preventing other people from sitting. Note that leg spreading only becomes an issue when the bus is around 75% full. Otherwise, leg spread as you so desire, especially if there's only 3-4 people on the bus/train. No one will care.
Me: I hate it when people leg spread on a crowded bus.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
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Get the Thot Spreading mug.Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
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I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
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