spork

a spork is what comes 5 month later after a spoon and fork love each other very much, but are too horny, drunk and clumsy to remember to wear a condom. to make it worse miss spoon parents are catholic so they forbid her daugther to get an abortion and force fork to marry her even when they're just high school teens, trunking they deluded dreams and hopes, forced to become teen parents. unfortunely daddy never gets to see his child born because he dies 3 mouth later of a meth overdose due the pressure of his wrong actions and rush desitions, now mommy spoon face her dark fate of becoming a single mom before she is even allowed into a bar all this stress induce a premature labor before the chromosome Y completed the transformation of the fetus causing the creature not to becaming a fully developed fork neither a spoon

Hospital saint-silverware

"middle of premature labor"
nurse: push
ms. spoon: nnnghaaaah!
doctor: I can see its head on more time, harder!
ms. spoon: aaaaanggAAHH!
doctor: is a fork... no wait... is a spork!?
baby spork: niiaaah *sniff* niiiaaaah...
ms. spoon: what?! lemme see

by 26muel November 13, 2013

Spork

Something one would hold up to display his or her randomness.

"*holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!!"

by Lemon3139 December 20, 2018

Spork

The act of advanced spooning

It is what cuddling can lead to right before intercourse. It involves touching of private areas and kissing.

Similar to making out but is much more intense

He was trying hard to have sex with me but i just wanted to spork.

Forget the spoon I wanna spork!

by DoubleDunk April 7, 2009

spork

the best thing ever made. A mixture between a spoon and a fork. the spork shall rule all. FEAR THE SPORK RESPECT THE SPORK BE THE SPORK

Person 1: I got a spork at Taco Bell today.
Person 2: Omg i am so jeleaous...can i have it???

by Sara ruler of the spork December 28, 2005

spork

It's a Fork AND a Spoon

Best idea EVER thought up by man

by Sporkey the Spork of Sporkania July 5, 2005

sporking

just like spooning. the only difference is that the male subject is behind the female subject and the couple are engaged in sexual intercourse.

I was sporking last night

by scozz1 April 29, 2009

Spork

The act of spooning that leads to sex from behind

dude! last night i just sporked that girl

by gibs-on January 4, 2008