Spongebobbing it

The reluctance or refusal to get one's drivers license, with no legitimate reason other than laziness or procrastination. People who are spongebobbing it typically walk everywhere they need to go or rely on others to get around, which will often become a nuisance or a burden to others.

"Hey, can you give me a ride into town?"

"Man, you need to stop spongebobbing it and get your license already"

by rose129 October 27, 2019

SpongeBob

SpongeBob is the best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob

1: One who wears square pants 2: One who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

by Captain August 3, 2003

spongebob

First off, Spongebob is not homosexual. He's a sponge! He reproduces asexually by budding. How he acts is different...I just wanted to clarify that up.

spongebob: can you reproduce by budding?

by infocenter46 December 28, 2005

Spongebobbing

The act of wringing out an extremely wet dick like a sponge.

Dude, my girl was totally spongebobbing me last night. It was awesome.

by bigchungus69420 November 27, 2019

SPONGEBOB

A square dude with a lame job and no life.

...and i don't mean the cartoon

If you still work at McDonald's flipping krabby patties, get a real job Spongebob.

by Ms. Sophisticated September 8, 2011

spongebob

acting in a way that stupefies oneself

Because of your lack of mental maturity, you are becoming more and more of a spongebob to your work enemies.

by xy_ran May 24, 2009