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stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.
by JT October 4, 2004
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stocking fairy

A fairy that steals socks from the dryer.
Darn it! The stocking fairy took my socks again!
by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009
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sockings

when you wear socks so high that they're practically stockings
yo dude i got the sockings
by X-Æ-A-13 December 2, 2019
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Pippy cock stocking

When you take your girls braids and tie them behind your back while she is giving you head, locking her mouth on your dick.
I will only date a chick if her hair is long enough for me to pippy cock stocking her.
by Gulf shores fathead September 17, 2012
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spicking it up

When a person (usually, but not necessarily, of Latin descent) who otherwise speaks in unaccented English suddenly has a very heavy accent for a Spanish word or name in a sentence.
Person A: "Hey guys, I'll be right back, I'm going to go get a PEENYATTA for Timmy's birthday party."

Person B: "Stop spicking it up John, you spent like one semester in Ibiza."
by craftj2 November 29, 2012
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Pink socking

When you reach inside someone's anal cavity and pull their arsehole out
"Woah Sarah there's liquid shit all over the walls!"

"Sorry, I received a good ol pink socking last night and now my arse is loose"
by Big Boi Bumole February 18, 2019
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Socking

Pulling down some person's sock by at least 2 inches from the intended height of the sock. Then yelling you got "Socked!" after it has been done, better if it is caught on camera, or with witnesses standing by. (Don't do it by yourself or it's just lame, and means you're alone.)

Doing this during a football game to an opposing player's socks is even better.
Jeremy was standing next to Nathan when he realized Nathan was wearing high socks. Jeremy with intense speed managed to pull down and "Sock" both of his legs. This left Nathan with a very odd feeling of being violated and confused. Jeremy then proceeded to yell, "YOU GOT SOCKED" The socking was successful.
by CorneliusBB October 2, 2011
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