snarkasm

Especially snide or belittling sarcasm, often directed at a person to their face.

Alternately: Snarcasm

While the comment, about a third person, "Yeah, that's really going to work," is just conventional sarcasm, the same comment, directed at the person will exaggerated inflection, "Yeah, that's REALLY going to WORK," slips into snarkasm.

by Jason Flahardy and Jessica Powell June 14, 2006

snarkicism

1. any criticism delivered in a pointedly sarcastic or rude manner

2. any rude or snarky comment thinly veiled as constructive criticism

The coach, fed up with the team's lack of effort, lobbed snarkicisms at the players.

by auntjenni January 15, 2010

Poser's spark syndrome

a person who poses as many different faces. One day they could be a Nazi, the next day a wanna-be gangbanger. The could be emo but sorta "spark" up to be a Prep.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.

Man, he's so lost. He doesn't know who he is anymore. Yesterday he wanted all the Jews dead, today he's got a bandanna andd sagging pants.

Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.

by Down Wit Clown April 11, 2009

Spark Notes

A lazy student's best guide to getting out of wasting 5 hours a night to read some lame ass book.Pretty much the act of reading a book summary.

Matthew:Oh shit! I forgot to read my book for English class!
Me:Spark Notes that shit in second period yo.

by JizzyJan December 9, 2009

spark metal

To shoot a gun.

"You da type to go spark metal and start thinkin' you gangsta cuz you hit a parked yellow van." -Lloyd Banks

Your dad: "Look sport! There's a deer! Quick, spark metal!"
Your bitch ass: "I can't! Animals are people too."
Your dad: "You little fucking bitch."
(shoots you)

by Nick D November 24, 2003

SnarkyAss

An extreme smartass.

Dudette - The Playstation 1 is the best console ever!

Dude - Yea, who didn't love Bubsy 3d?

Dudette - Snarkyass...

by OMGItsJackieChanLOL May 7, 2009

snark attack

1. The act of saying something snarky without warning, thereby stunning the victim into silence.
2. The act of saying something snarky, then walking away before the victim can respond.
3. A cross between a snarky remark and a drive by shooting.

1. My in-law is the queen of snark attacks; she hits without warning then hangs up the phone.
2. Hey, what did I do to deserve the snark attack?

by Sher LeScott January 31, 2010