sporkjitsu

Noun. Form of martial arts techniques using a spork. Similar to jujitsu, but using sporks instead.

Watch out! That guy has two sporks in his hands and I think he knows sporkjitsu!

by J. Nick Payne May 2, 2006

Splorange

Splorange is the only word that rhymes with orange. I

t is also the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it against a glass window and then it sliding down making a sweeky sound.

It is also an onomonopia or a word that sounds like how you say it.

Your Friend: "Hey dude, throw that sponge against the window"

You: "Ok!" (It hits the window)

Sponge: "splorange" or "Spppploooooraaaangeeeee"

by JoeGleasssson December 21, 2010

sporkalicious

1.To have a super-cool magical spork, which is a untensil combination of a spoon and fork.



2.To be uberly cool.

*gasp* Isn't my new spork so sporkalicious?

Aren't my new poking skills soooo sporkalicious?

by Suzanna December 15, 2004

sporked

The act of sticking plastic forks (points down) into a yard. It is a relatively harmless prank that occurs during the darkness of the night. Oftentimes the forks will be arranged into a pattern or used to write out a phrase or word, but random placement will also occur.

George awoke to find his yard sporked, and immediately contrived plans for revenge.

by scoreJ6 June 22, 2007

SPORK JOB

To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.

Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.

by Judo Master August 15, 2008

splock

another name for a spliff

we just smoked the fattest splock in john's car

by chronolicious_mastahh January 11, 2010

Sporkmouth

Sporkmouth. Being born with a white plastic spork in your mouth, the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth

Guy 1: I say Tarquin, take that silver spoon out of your mouth for a minute and look at those ruffians over there.

Guy 2: Gosh Wills, sporkmouths! Let's get out of here before they see us.

Guy 1: Yes, make haste!

by lucyloo1979 November 3, 2012