urine splitter

Wake up with half chub, need to pee, too much pressure, short curly in pee hole blocking the exit

I missed first hour due to my dirty urine splitter I left in my girlfriends parents master bathroom.

by Crafties June 29, 2018

liquid leg splitter

slang The Sapphire Salute - A very dry martini made from equal amounts of Bombay Sapphire Gin and Absolut Citron Vodka. Served up very cold, with a twist of lime.

When Mary took her first sip of the much anticipated offering, her spine tingled and she smiled saying, "Oh, this is smooth, a real liquid leg splitter."

by Lady Agatha January 11, 2008

rusty split

The action of an extremely fat lady that is taking a shit, once done, she is so fat that she can not reach around to wipe her ass. Instead she reaches between her legs and wipes from crack to split. Much of the time this act ends with the women spreading the shit into her vagina causing an infection that smells like shit!

90% of all fat chicks give themselves the rusty split.

by Wun Hung Lo January 8, 2006

wig split

The act of getting shot in the head

Darren got his wig split by his ho after she caught him in bed with another ho.

by Edmund Boone November 19, 2003

I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

by berbercarpet July 7, 2006

shit and split

Going into a house party or gathering. Taking a dump without flushing and leaving.

OMG what smells?? Oh NOOO is that shit in the toliet?? Did someone shit and split??

by MiR.D February 18, 2010

splinter

A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.

Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.

by Jameridith March 6, 2007